It's the team night out. We don't have anywhere to go or anything to do. All hope of having a fun time relies on the choices you make over the next minute/minute and a half. In other words, we're screwed.
Let's begin.
[[You're hungry and-or thirsty.]]
[[You want to do an activity or watch a movie (in addition to eating and drinking)]]
[[You're dreading having to spend three or more hours with your coworkers.]]
Food sounds good and maybe so does drinks.
[[You're more in the mood for cocktails. ->I'm more in the mood for cocktails]]
[[You want to eat good food and don't care about drinks as much.->I want to eat good food and don't care about drinks as much]]
[[You never compromise. You want both.->I never compromise - give me both]]
[[You want Kieran to make his famous mulled wine.->I want Kieran to make his famous mulled wine]]I'm telling everyone you clicked on this.
[[Go back, on the condition you apologize profusely. ->Team Night Out]] Okay, so you want cocktails (nice). Where do you want to imbibe?
[[223]]
[[Jasper Johns]]
[[Somewhere else]]Okay, well, food is good too... I guess.
Where do you want to eat? Are there restaurants other than Nam and Japanika in Tel Aviv?
Okay, if you say so. It's on you to suggest something in the hangouts chat.
That's the spirit. Compromise is for weak people and team players, and we don't want to be either of those, do we?
Where are we going?
[[You want to go to Joz ve Loz again.->I want to go to Joz ve Loz again.]]
[[You want to suggest something.->I want to suggest something.]]
[[You actually changed your mind, You don't care about food, You just want cocktails.->I actually changed my mind, I don't care about food, I just want cocktails.]]Whoa, great pick! You obviously understand that 223 sits smack in the middle of the venn diagram that is cocktail quality vs happy hour quality.
You deserve a raise.
Also, go post on hangouts about how great your choice of 223 was.Well look at you, too good for 223 and Jasper Johns, are ya? Gotta be special, eh?
Going against the grain, just like you always do.
Your task: suggest something in the hangouts chat. Or else.You're clearly someone with excellent taste (and you're also smart and beautiful), but alas, mulled wine will have to wait.
[[Go back, filled with dissapointment. ->You're hungry and-or thirsty.]] Nice choice. I mean, 223 has a better happy hour, but this is still fine. But only fine. Not good.
It could have been good but it's just fine, and that's because of you. Thanks.Sure, Joz ve Loz was great.
Comment in the hangouts with your excellent suggestion.Of course you do, we're all special snowflakes after all.
Surprise us in the hangouts chat.I had a feeling you weren't serious about the whole "food" thing.
[[Go back to the cocktail page. ->I'm more in the mood for cocktails]] Sure. Let's spice it up. What sounds more fun?
[[You want to watch a movie -> Lets watch a movie.]]
[[You want to do something else.->Lets do something else.]]
[[You don't like fun.->I don't like fun.]]Yeah, movies suck amirite?
Who watches movies these days? Probably only losers who call them talking pictures.
So what are we doing?
[[Escape room.]]
[[Workshop.]]
[[Some other activity.]]Me neither, but sometimes life hands us lemons and sometimes-
I don't know where I'm going with this and I'm tired. Just pretend I made some funny metaphor.Movies are cool (or "talking pictures" as they should still be called).
Which movie are we gonna watch?
[[Sharknado]]
[[Sharknado 2: The Second One]]
[[Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!]]
[[Sharknado: The 4th Awakens]]
[[Sharknado 5: Global Swarming]]
[[The Last Sharknado: It's About Time]]
[[Something else.]]Nice! Better than the second, worse than the third.Nice! Worse than the first, but better than the last one.Nice! Better than the first and better than the second, but worse than the fourth.Nice! The best of the series.Nice! Worse than the fourth but better than the second.Nice! Better than The Room.
(just kidding, Tommy)Scared of sharks, eh?
Alright, fine, but you gotta suggest it in the hangouts chat.So you like the feeling of being trapped in a small room against your will. Have you spoken to your therapist about this?
Anyways, what should we try to escape from?
[[The Nazis during WW2. (You knew I had to make this joke)->The Nazis during WW2.]]
[[The sombre realization that climate change has passed the point of no return, and that we're currently living in the last golden age of humanity.]]
[[Crushing existential angst.]]
[[Okay forget about it, this isn't fun anymore.]]HAHAHAHAA GOOD ONE!
We're not in the business of building. We're in the business of burning.
What are we going to burn?
[[A wooden pallet.]]
[[A building.]]
[[Something bigger.]]
Making this multiple choice thing was fun at the beginning but now I'm exhausted and losing my creative steam. Just... I dunno. Type something in the chat. Or don't. I don't even care anymore.That's not funny at all. Don't tell anyone you selected this in hangouts chat. Shameful.We should've listened to Al Gore while we had the chance. But we didn't. That's on you.[[That's what the cocktails are for. ->I'm more in the mood for cocktails]] Fine. Cocktails? You want cocktails?
[[223, you say? ->223]] Cool, let's do it. Your idea, not mine.I like the way you think. First one to get arrested for arson loses.Whoa, okay, calm down there you pyromaniac. Let's keep this reasonable.